Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Is anyone MISSING a MATTRESS tonight?

"Well obviously we have a Sara here at USU. she's climbing in your windows, snatching your mattress' up, and trying to hide 'em. So ya'll better hide your bed, hide your mattress and hide your things cuz she's snatching all of 'em up here."

So i have a pretty funny story for all of you cuties...tonight was a pretty hilarious night! So I was hanging with my little roomies. We decided to get someone back for pranking us and he wasn't home. So we decided to go steal his mattress. Sadly we found that his house was locked...but that was no problem for us!!! We attempted to do the classic credit card in the door... but that didn't work either. It would have been cool if it did though! So lucky for us, a window was cracked open! They propped me up and I jumped through the window...haha yes. I broke into a house. It was totally a spy moment! I'm pretty sure this is the craziest thing I've ever done! haha anyway...So we ran upstairs, grabbed the mattress, and ran away! Now it is secretly hidden:) hahaha oh me and my cutie roommates are the bomb.com! and i love it:) hahaha i can't even wait for what we do next! This is going to be one great pranking battle:) Bring It.

This Is Not A Post...

So lately at my cutie home I've been dying for a couple things! First of all the thing you have to understand is, i hate pop. So what I'm about to tell you is a surprise to me! Lately I've been craving me some delicious SQUIRT!!!!! It is soooo good! If you haven't tried it, go out right now! and get some! It will quench your thirst:) yum yum.

Second of all I have been dying to get two books! They are titled "This Is Not A Book" and "Wreck This Journal." For all of you cuties who have never experienced or heard about these fabulous books I advise you to go to Google and Google it! They are the most random but amazing books I have ever seen and I want them so bad! So on Saturday I am going to do a little dash to Barnes & Noble. A cute little book run! I absolutely love the smell of book stores, libraries, you name it! I love the feeling of being in a library. So I can't even wait to jump in my cute little car BUG and go grab them and start on them right away. I will be taking it everywhere with me. So if you see me, ask to see it and you will! Any who Wreck your own journal! Have a fabulous night cuties!

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Blood, Puke and Pranks

So I just gotta tell you about my day. It's been absolutely crazy. So this morning my cutie roommate Tarah took me to get my blood drawn. It wasn't a huge deal to me...until I saw who was going to be taking my blood! The nurse took me back into "the lab." Standing in there was this old lady. I swear she was like 80. not even kidding. She kept forgetting what she had to do!! It made me a little nervous...she would say, "what do i need to do? oh yes! Why did i forget that? come on, remember remember." I was starting to wonder if she was an escaped alzheimer patient...but i guess she wouldn't remember if she was! Any who she started taking my blood and it was taking 5 years!!!! and she was only done with the first vile! She still had 2 to go and i wasn't sure if i was going to be able to make it. She had me hold a kidney and squeeze it. She told me, "Do you know what you're holding? It's a kidney! hahaha there is a thing coming off of it...but i can't remember what its called..." this furthered my alzheimer case!...Then I told her I was going to throw up, but no she wasn't worried about that! She was more worried about the gauze that she was going to put on my arm to match the color of my dress! So Tarah being the best friend she is ran and grabbed me one right before I puked...I guess you know who your best friend is when they hold your hair for you while you puke. Oh man I owe her big time.

So after that whole ordeal I was still way sick and sadly in tons of pain! I had no idea what was going on. The lady who took my blood even forgot about me! She basically ran away...I would too if i was her. So after awhile I knew I needed to go home and sleep it off. We were basically running out of the clinic. I didn't see the look on everyones faces in the waiting room but I'm sure they had looks of pure horror on them! I mean what would you do if you were waiting in a clinic and a ghost white girl starts running through the waiting room with a pan in her hands?? I'm pretty sure I would get up slowly and run away! I finally made it home and fell into my bed...Then slept. Now I feel great! But I'm a little afraid to go back...

After the whole day I made a full recovery! I even felt great enough tonight to pull a little prank on our neighbors! We decided to tape the ugliest photo I had to their back porch door. (see below) Torie, Tarah and I snuck into their backyard. Torie, being the bravest out of us all decided to climb up the stairs and be the one to put the picture up. She creeped up the stairs and looked inside. This is her version of the story: "Right as I got to the top of the stairs I saw Brent sitting at the table messing on his laptop. My foot accidentally hit a chair but he didn't hear. So I thought I was safe to put the picture up. I slowly raised my arm and started to put the picture on the door. Right as I did he looked up and stared at my arm. (With a huge grin on his face). Then I rubbed the tape on "eeh-ooh eeh-ooh eeh-ooh." Then I ran away! They came out and I yelled 'You can't see us.'" HAHAHAHAHAH it was the funniest thing of my life. If you ever meet Torie have her tell you that story. It was so funny. Best night with the cutie roommates ever! I love you guys! Have a fabulous night and don't ever get your blood drawn by an 80 year old woman! Night!

Monday, September 19, 2011

Crazy Happenings!

School has been fabulous so far! I am surviving and I am loving it!! I can make some deee-licious cookies! and some fabulous meals! I am loving every minute with my roommates and our cute little adopted roommate Ariel:) they are the best and they always keep me laughing! We have some crazy moments...haha. We went and saw this amazing band Imagine Dragons and went to all these super fun activities! its been an adventure the whole way! I have been loving my billiards class! I have the funniest billiards partner:) and we always totally kick trash!

One thing I did not expect is how big longboards, bikes and scooters are! Everyone has one. so get one if you come to college! I love hanging with my cutie roommate Tarah! We are always laughing and being way crazy!...well not too crazy. but her and Torie have decided that i am a 7 year old boy...haha i guess its kind of true? hahah but only sometimes...

I also got this cute little cover for my laptop and i love it!!! take a cutie look:)

I have made it my little hobby to scare my roommates Torie and Tarah as often as i get the chance. It is the best thing ever! I hide behind things and pop out! hahahahaha always a laugh. It keeps things interesting:) Well i love all you cuties! and GARTH says hi! so catch ya later hater!

Me and Torie were hanging out one time...